Heads up: Lady Chatterley on the Drama Channel

The Drama Channel is showing Ken Russell's 1993 BBC version of DH Lawrence's Lady Chatterley's Lover starting this weekend.

Titled just Lady Chatterley, it is the version starring Joely Richardson and Sean Bean which was originally screened on BBC1 in four weekly 50-minute instalments starting on 6th June 1993.

The first two parts are on this coming Saturday 29th September 2018 at 9:00pm-10:10pm and 10:10pm-11:25pm with the concluding two parts on the following Saturday.

It is definitely NOT the more recent disappointingly-coy 90-minute single-part BBC1 Jed Mercurio-penned version from 2015 that starred Holliday Grainger and Richard Madden.  A comparison of the two versions is fairly symptomatic of how much more timid the BBC (and UK broadcaster's in general) have become in the intervening years with their self-commissioned productions.

Lady Chatterley (1993)

Lady Chatterley's Lover (2015)

LeadLog: The Crimson Petal and the White Deleted Scene

I'm sure readers of this blog will remember well the 4-part BBC2 serial The Crimson Petal and the White from 2011 which surprised us with a number of topless scenes by its star Romola Garai.

One of Romola Garai's scenes

But it transpires that there was another scene filmed with nudity featuring a pair of speaking-part actresses that didn't make it to the televised version but which can be seen on the DVD release in the form of a deleted scene with the title The Twins of Drury Lane.

The scene in question is a much abbreviated interpretation of one that appears in the novel upon which the serial is based.  Early on in the 2002 novel by Michel Faber there is a chapter in which William Rackham (played by Chris O'Dowd in the dramatisation) visits a cheap Drury Lane brothel.  This is in Part 1 of the book entitled: The Streets in which William Rackman is seeking to satisfy certain carnal urges and chooses a house in which the Madame advertises her pair of charges as being twins - but he soon discovers to his disappointment that they are not so related.

Excerpt quote from Page 71 in Chapter Four ...

 

Finally the time arrives for William Rackham to be shown upstairs.  Claire and Alice's room, when he enters it, is small and square ....<snip>.... Claire and Alice, dressed in plain white chemises, are sitting together on the bed, pretty little hands folded in their laps.
"'Ow d'you do, sir,' they welcome him in unison"
But, unison or not, it's obvious they aren't twins.



In the book William is displeased by the deception but makes the most of it and there follows a lengthy sex scene spanning several pages which ends when he requests they do a certain (unspecified to the reader) something that they both refuse to do but suggest he instead try a high-class prostitute from another establishment called Sugar who, it is said, will accommodate any unusual requirements.
The whole scene, in which Claire and Alice have much more dialogue, serves to set William on a course where he will meet Sugar (Romola Garai's character).

None of this featured in the TV adaptation and William meets Sugar by other means.

DVD Cover

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

However on the DVD release there is a deleted scene featuring those "twin" characters which shows that the production went as far as filming a version of the scene, albeit in an abridged form.  In the filmed scene William enters their room where the two young women are sitting on the bed (as in the book).  He immediately spots they look nothing alike and asserts they are not twins to which accusation they raise their chemises to show him their breasts (as if that will somehow convince him otherwise).  He storms out in a fit of pique at having wasted his money and they look at each other perplexed by his reaction.

 

Deleted Scene

They only have one line of jointly spoken dialogue; their names are not mentioned; they do not have a sex scene with him; and they do not point him towards Sugar.  Since it is clearly a version of the scene from the book, which occurs early on, it was probably written to be part of the first episode. But because the scene didn't make the final cut and neither of the characters feature in any other scenes, the actresses involved are not listed in the programme's end credits.  Had the scene appeared in the broadcast episode then presumably they would have been credited.

Although both actresses in the deleted scene are unidentified it proved moderately easy to identify one of them.  The actress sitting on the right of the picture is Karina Cornwell.  This identification was possible because she listed her involvement in the serial on a casting website page which was findable in a search.  It is similarly listed on her Spotlight page which can be reached via the link given on her IMDB page (although the "spotlightcd.com" part is now superseded to just "spotlight.com" for it to now work).  Her CV on these sources indicates the role she played was "Alice" which tallies with the book's character names even though it wasn’t heard being used in the filmed scene.  This is further verified by her profile photos recognisably matching with the "twin" seen on the right of the picture.  And for further avoidance of doubt her acting showreel includes the very sequence under discussion taken from the DVD deleted scene.  This showreel can be found on Vimeo and the scene appears at around the 1 minute mark.

 

(L) Unidentified; and (R) Karina Cornwell

The other actress who was playing (by elimination) "Claire" remains unidentified.  It seems quite possible that she, like her companion, is also a proper actress (as opposed to being a model), but if so there is no indication of an involvement that I've been able to find on any accessible online resource.

 


I would be interested in hearing any ID suggestions for the second actress.
        

Righting Wrongs: Maggie O'Neill 'Friday On My Mind' scene reassigned

A long standing error has been uncovered involving one of Maggie O'Neill's early topless scenes.

In the scene she is in a bath and then gets out to answer a phone in her hallway.  The source of this is widely ascribed to be from the 1992 BBC drama "Friday on My Mind".

However this turns out not to be the case.

My theory is that at some point in the late 1990s or early 2000s someone misidentified, misremembered or even guessed at what some unidentified/unlabelled screen captures/clips came from and this was disseminated as established fact by everyone else who was looking into it later.  And with no ready access to the original programmes there was no particular reason to doubt it - usually things are correct.  I certainly had no reason to question what seemed to be something well established.

However in an ongoing exercise to try and contextually improve descriptions of earlier entries that have been described only from clips, I recently watched Friday On My Mind expecting to see this scene - but it was strangely absent.  I was watching off-air recordings of the original transmissions so it didn't seem likely it had been edited.

Thusly the scene reverted to being a mystery to be solved.  I returned to the (mislabelled) clip I had of it and watched it again for possible clues.  In the scene Maggie O'Neill's character answers her phone which she hurriedly puts down as if was a crank caller.

Checking her credits for other possibilities from the same era I noticed that the 1990 BBC Screen Two drama "He's Asking For Me" concerned her character being bothered by a stalker who keeps calling her.  This had a clear resonance with what occurs in the clip and so seemed worth looking into first before expanding the search if it wasn't.

Fortunately a collector had the episode in question and was able to provide it for viewing - and it turned out to be the one!  Maggie O'Neill's bath scene occurs 30 minutes into it.

It's interesting how a mistake can become so pervasive.  I suppose it has persisted unchallenged because neither programmes have ever been released on DVD.  In fact the errancy is so ingrained that someone on IMDB has even included the keyword "bath" for Friday On My Mind.  And there are no bath scenes in it of any kind.



Additionally there is some further topless nudity from a stripper who does a turn between bouts at a boxing tournament.  She is named "Penelope" by the MC, but has no dialogue and is not credited.




As for Friday on my Mind the only partial nudity seen is a brief moment during a bed scene where she is laying upon Christopher Eccleston's character as they talk.

a scene from Friday on my Mind

More about the programmes

Friday on my Mind is a 3x50-minute BBC1 drama from May 1992 in which Maggie O'Neill plays the wife of an RAF pilot who is killed in a crash on a training flight over Wales while his squadron gears up to take part in the Gulf war.  Traumatised by her loss and emotionally vulnerable she becomes increasingly irrational in her overwhelming grief and starts an affair with one of her husband's pilot colleagues (played by Christopher Eccleston) who has been assigned as her liaison officer to help her through the tragedy.

Maggie O'Neill in Friday on my Mind

An interesting side note: After the end of part 3 there was a bit of after-programme run-on which was retained.  This consisted of a trailer for the drama to be shown the following week which was "Natural Lies" starring Bob Peck.  What is interesting is that back then it seems they were fine about including nudity in the trailers!  Also interesting (which I will have to follow up on) is that the nudity shown in the trailer is not a bit that is seen represented in the generally available clips from Natural Lies.

BBC trailer for Natural Lies

He's Asking For Me is a single-part Screen Two presentation from 1990 lasting 68 minutes.  Maggie O'Neill is a young woman with a tanned complexion who has emigrated from the remote British overseas mid-Atlantic island of St Helena where she has lived all her life up to now.  Coming from a very small close-knit community to the big city of London is a bit of culture shock but fortunately her uncle arranges a place for her to live and some employment with one of his associates.  Her new job is as a secretary in the offices of a starched lawyer called Andy Woodall (played by David Threlfall).  Very soon after settling in she starts receiving obscene phone calls from someone who knows her name but refuses to identify himself.  As the caller becomes more persistent she sets her mind to finding out who he is and engages with him becoming naively reckless as she attempts to arrange a meeting so she can confront him.  Her main suspect is Andy himself whom she quite likes and wouldn't mind greatly if it were him - but could she be wrong?  It was shown on BBC2 on 18/Feb/1990 although the date at the end indicates it was made in 1988.

LeadLog: Mystery Bob Grant clip on BBC Christmas Tape 1978

This is about a mystery clip found on the 1978 BBC Christmas Tape.

Christmas Tapes were unofficial in-house productions made by the BBC's VT department featuring outtakes and out-of-context mickey-taking clips.  Some of them featured new links provided by BBC stars of the day.

Wikipedia has an article about them at https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tape

The 1978 BBC Christmas Tape is available in full on archive.org
https://archive.org/details/WhitePowderChristmas
Length: 42m56s / File Size 686MB [704x528]

The 1978 tape was the first one made.  It is named the "White Powder Xmas" and has specially filmed links by newsreader Kenneth Kendall and actor Michael Crawford (in character as Frank Spencer).

At around the 25:15 mark there is a package of short clips which includes one that is a bit of a mystery.

The sequence begins with Kenny Everett in a radio studio, then (after a bit of Esther Rantzen laughing) there is a moment of a topless girl playing badminton, (then a bit from a Spike Milligan show), then a topless girl using a chest expander being watched by a man, then four girls standing around the same man tickling him - unfortunately they are extremely brief moments and do not have original sound on them. 
NOTE: The Spike Milligan snippet is from the prison camp sketch that appeared in Q6, episode 1 (Tx: 06/Nov/1975) of an uncredited (and still unknown) topless girl walking across the shot - although a mystery in its own right as to who she is, it is unrelated to the one under discussion here.

 

 

The man that the four girls are tickling is quite clearly Bob Grant, the actor who is most associated with playing Jack the conductor in the ITV sitcom On The Buses from 1969 to 1973.  He is also the man watching the girl using the chest expander.  He is not seen with the badminton girl, but she and the chest expander girl are two of the four seen tickling him so that links all three clip snippets together as being from the same thing.

However these sequences do not come from anything that is known about.  There are no films of the period that featured Bob Grant in such a scene and he is not credited in any "lost" films that have never been seen.  Similarly for TV shows there is nothing likely on his credits that it could come from.  Clearly it must be something from 1978 or earlier to appear on this particular Christmas tape.  It is perhaps possible it was footage from one of the stage shows he did during the 1970s.  Maybe the BBC filmed some footage for use in a documentary feature although what that might have been for and whether it was ever used on air remains unknown.

An On The Buses fan site lists the theatre productions he appeared in some of which would seem to have had the potential to be saucy.
Extract from http://onthebusesfanclub.com/id14.html
1972 STOP IT NURSE
1975 DARLING MR. LONDON
1975 ONE FOR THE POT (Whitehall farce)
1976 PYJAMA TOPS (New Theatre Hull)

Darling Mr London actually sounds a plausible prospect.   It was a farce co-written by Bob Grant himself along with Anthony Marriot.  It was first performed in March 1975 with David Jason in the lead role of Edward Hawkins. Bob Grant also appeared as Edward's lodger Mark Thomson.

Here is a synopsis from a more recent production of the play:- "Darling Mr London takes place in a time well before mobile phones and automatic international telephone dialling.  Mild mannered Edward works in an international telephone exchange, but isn't shy about chatting up female operators from other countries.  These affairs by proxy blow up in his face when 4 glamorous continental operators travel to London to take part in a Miss Eurphone Contest.  Unaware of each other, they visit Edwards flat, determined to make his acquaintance in the flesh (as it were). Hilarious situations occur as Edward strives to conceal his 'peccadillo's' from his wife, his appalling Mother in law, and his Curate, lodger."

The detail which resonated on the above was the fact that it specifies "four glamorous continental operators" were involved which could tally with the four seen in the clip. 


This is a programme for the 1975 run from scans found online.  If the mystery is from Darling Mr London then it is probably not from this specific production. 
The four female cast are listed (Valerie Leon, Janet Edis, Leena Skoog, Veronica Barbieri), three of whom are known and do not seem to be the actresses seen in the clip.  And certainly none of them are Valerie Leon who is very well known.


So maybe it comes from a different run or something specially staged for the BBC.  Or maybe the appearance of four girls is coincidental and it's from something else entirely.

If anyone knows more let me know and I'll update this entry.


Also of interest on the same 1978 BBC Christmas tape
Another clip of special interest on this particular Christmas tape is an outtake from the three-part BBC2 serial The Girls of Slender Means (Tx: 3-17 May 1975) based on a book by Muriel Spark.  The outtake, which appears at around 26:44, features Mary Tamm fully nude in a dark bedroom walking over to the bed.  Neither she nor the production are identified on the tape, but it is known to be her from this serial and the dressing of the set matches that seen in the broadcast version (in which she only appears topless).   The serial itself has never had any modern repeats or commercial video/DVD releases or turned up in any form although it does still exist in the BBC archives.


Other (non-nudity) outtakes of enduring interest seen on the tape include some from The Two Ronnies, The Goodies, Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em, Blake's 7, and a number from Doctor Who featuring Tom Baker with Lalla Ward and Mary Tamm scattered throughout including a very funny bespoke interchange between Tom Baker, Mary Tamm and K9 which closes out the tape.

Lead Log: Jessica Benton

Lead Log - Introduction

Here is the first of a possible new ongoing feature detailing currently stalled leads ...

The Drama Channel are currently showing the 1970s BBC seafaring drama The Onedin Line (1971-1980).  Out of interest I looked up the credits of one of its stars, Jessica Benton, to see what else she had appeared in.  The Onedin Line was her biggest role in which she played Elizabeth Onedin/Fraser/Fogarty in all 91 episodes.  She also made a number of one-off guest appearance in other TV series during the same decade.

She only appeared in two films.  One of these is an obscure 1974 Dutch film called De 5 van de 4 daagse, also known as De Vijf van de Vierdaagse.  The English title given for it is The Five Are Marching In.  Directed by René van Nie, it is a comedy about four inmates who are temporarily let out of prison to participate in a walking race.  Jessica Benton was playing an art dealer called Marcia Stroud.

The film's IMDB keywords include the vague term "nudity" but I have uncovered no information as to which actor or actress this may be referring.  And so it is not in itself much of a reason to make it seem especially propitious.

So the reason I am flagging this one up as having a higher degree of potential is due to a couple of items found listed on the film's trivia section.

The two pertinent pieces of trivia are:

1.  Josine van Dalsum was contracted to play a part, but dropped out a few weeks before filming began because she objected when a nude scene was added to the script.
2. Pleuni Touw, Leontien Ceulemans and Josine van Dalsum were all approached for the female lead, but all of them refused when the role was significantly reduced. English actress Jessica Benton finally took the part, on the condition that she would receive top billing. When first time director René van Nie did not comply, she tried to postpone the release date until contract was honored, but to no avail.

From these two trivia items one is able to infer that if Jessica Benton took on a role that Josine van Dalsum bailed out of because of a nude scene, then it's possible that Jessica Benton agreed to do it.

Now if those trivia items were clues in a logic puzzle it would be the ineluctable deduction to extract from it, but in reality circumstances might have changed for the actual filming or in the final edit.  It might well be that the reason nothing is known about a Jessica Benton nude/topless scene is because it never happened.  However it seems a suitably obscure film that the possibility of an undiscovered scene cannot be fully discounted without further information.

Has anyone seen this film or have any information that might resolve this?

IMDB Links

Jessica Benton: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0072935

De 5 van de 4 daagse: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072367/reference

The film's trivia: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072367/trivia

 

On the movie poster her name is listed fairly prominently even if she didn’t receive the top billing she asked for.  The top right image shows what her appearance must have been like in the film.